I am talking about fire hazards.
Did you know that if you are cooking green eggs with your big bulky robe on, you are bound to catch on fire? I STONGLY suggest that all cooking of green eggs be done in the nude. This will prevent you from screaming, "I'm on fire!" at 7:50 a.m.
Also, if you do happen to catch on fire cooking those green eggs, your house will stink.
Consider yourself warned.
Note: I was not harmed in my effort to bring a valuable lesson to all.