Mom: Grayson, please come make your bed.
Grayson: I all ready did with blankets downstairs!
Mom: That's fantastic but you need to make the bed in your room, too.
Grayson walks upstairs into his room (Mom is in her room ironing).Grayson (under his breath): Holy S---.
Mom, walks quickly into Grayson's room, asking standard Mom question #1.
Mom: What did you just say?
Mom asks standard Mom question #2.
Mom: Where did you hear that?
Grayson: In my ears!
I feel a need to insert a line or two regarding the language my children hear. I have been known to have a sailor mouth. BUT I have worked hard on it and Alora has NEVER been known to say a naughty word. It has been a good year since Grayson has heard me say that sentence enhancer (as Patrick on Spongebob calls it).