Mom: Grayson, please come make your bed.
Grayson: I all ready did with blankets downstairs!
Mom: That's fantastic but you need to make the bed in your room, too.
Grayson walks upstairs into his room (Mom is in her room ironing).
Grayson (under his breath): Holy S---.Mom, walks quickly into Grayson's room, asking standard Mom question #1.
Mom: What did you just say?
Grayson: S---.
Mom asks standard Mom question #2.
Mom: Where did you hear that?
Grayson: In my ears!
I feel a need to insert a line or two regarding the language my children hear. I have been known to have a sailor mouth. BUT I have worked hard on it and Alora has NEVER been known to say a naughty word. It has been a good year since Grayson has heard me say that sentence enhancer (as Patrick on Spongebob calls it).
2 comments:
LOVE it! I also would have never recognized you in the above pictures! The 80s and 90s weren't good to anybody...I also have pictures to prove it!
That is the damn funniest thing I have ever heard! Can't wait until Ave gets there. She does love saying "poop" so maybe that is a precursor. Uh-oh
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