I am talking about fire hazards.
Did you know that if you are cooking green eggs with your big bulky robe on, you are bound to catch on fire? I STONGLY suggest that all cooking of green eggs be done in the nude. This will prevent you from screaming, "I'm on fire!" at 7:50 a.m.
Also, if you do happen to catch on fire cooking those green eggs, your house will stink.
Consider yourself warned.
Note: I was not harmed in my effort to bring a valuable lesson to all.
5 comments:
Amber...I am glad you were not hurt.. maybe you could get a new robe for Mother's day? one that is fitted or made out of fireproof materials or like the stuff they put in kids pajamas to make them flame retardant? huh? I was going to make green eggs this morning too...glad I didn't I had no idea of the hazards.
Love the dog! I tried to convince Paul...no go!
Now THAT is funny. (Not for you, of course).
Ha, ha, ha! I'm glad you weren't hurt, but funny story! I'll have to remember to de-robe next time I'm making green eggs (now that would be scary!)
Scary? No, it would be lovely, Janessa!
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